They're very complicated...

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use
to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been
given five minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before
the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a
word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to
#3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the
most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will
pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you,
do not question, or faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of
saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
response refer to #3.


WOMEN are the most complicated creature on EARTH! even their daily words are cryptic!
haha!
no offence; just very unique