Saturday, August 25, 2007

They're very complicated...

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use
to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been
given five minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before
the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a
word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to
#3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the
most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will
pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you,
do not question, or faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of
saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
response refer to #3.

WOMEN are the most complicated creature on EARTH! even their daily words are cryptic!
no offence; just very unique

Saturday, August 18, 2007

not time.

test time.
got the time but prefer to do something else.
lots happened lately, no time to tell. numbers.the orders doesn't represent time line.
1-got into a fight with a friend.(more like a one sided fight really, me as the punching bag)
2-discovered new things, new theories, new principals.
3-found out girls fall in love very easily (a little sweet words, WHAM!) , hypocritically, even after saying how love sucks, yadda2 bull-shit!
4-Football season! EPL! Yeaaayy!
5-ManU absolutely sucks! Them and their big mouths and ego....
6-Arsenal! Hleb! Fullbacks! Clichy! Fantastic start...
7-Test week.FAR400 sucks.Decided to take MIA/CIMA mgt pro after graduate.Hate Financial Accounting.
Other than that, all fine and dandy.
Oh yeah, MUET problem.Called MOM, confirmed correct address.Postman didn't send my slip.
Lazy to update blog.Always something better to do.Sorry to disappoint.